Reasons NOT to Date : A Graphic Designer

1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
4. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
5. They hate Excel. They read comics.
6. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.

7. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
8. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
11. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
12. They listen to music you have never heard of. They have own iPods before you knew they existed.

13. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.
14. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store.

15. You will never understand their gifts.
16. You wake up in the middle of the night hearing them screaming “When is the deadline?”
17. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.
18. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
19. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.
20. You will spend the day brainstorming.
21. They can't cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
22. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
23. Museums are their second home.