30 Dec 2013

Signs You Spend Too Much Time on the Internet

The Internet is a wonderful place filled with mischievous cats and twerking baby GIFs, so we can understand why you might never want to leave.

1. You've started to hear chat pings when you're nowhere near a computer.
2. You've become very territorial about your computer.
3. You feel compelled to go online at inappropriate times.
4. It's been months since you've had a conversation about something you didn't find online.
5. Instead of using your face to convey an emotion, you wish aloud you could use a reaction GIF.
6. You've sent a Facebook message to someone in the same room.
7. You get nervous if you're going somewhere without Wi-Fi.
8. You feel an overwhelming sense of relief when you leave a Wi-Fi dead zone.
9. You spontaneously burst into laughter, explaining,
"Sorry, that just reminded me of this video I saw."
10. You've started referencing memes as if they're universal common knowledge.
11. The first thing you do when you're planning a trip is research the Wi-Fi situation.
12. You've lost days staring at your laptop.
13. Checking your phone for updates has become a compulsion.
14. Your worst fear is a black screen and a lost charger.


P/S: Whatever you're doing on a computer, you should stretch every 15 to 20 minutes to keep from cramping up.

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